\uc6c3\uae30\ub124\uc694……-_-v
\n\uc880 \uc501\uc4f8\ud558\uae30\ub3c4 \ud568…—–;;; <\/p>\n
\n\uc8fc\ud55c \ubbf8\uad70\ub4e4\uc774 \uc62c\ub9b0 \uae00\uc774\ub77c\uace0 \ud569\ub2c8\ub2e4. <\/p>\n
** You know you’ve been in Korea too long if : **
\n(\uc774\ub7f4\ub54c \ud55c\uad6d\uc5d0 \ub108\ubb34 \uc624\ub798 \uc788\uc5c8\ub2e4\uace0 \ub290\ub080\ub2e4) <\/p>\n
1. You don’t mind paying more for coffee than dinner
\n\u2192\ucee4\ud53c \uac12\uc774 \uc800\ub141 \uac12\ubcf4\ub2e4 \ube44\uc2f8\ub3c4 \uc774\uc0c1\ud558\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF HOF HOUSE
\n\u2192\ubbf8\uad6d\uc73c\ub85c \ub3cc\uc544\uac00\uc11c IMF \ud638\ud504\uc9d1\uc744 \uc5f4\uace0 \uc2f6\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn’t bother you
\n\u2192\ub450\ub8e8\ub9c8\ub9ac \ud734\uc9c0\uac00 \uc2dd\ud0c1\uc5d0 \uc62c\ub824\uc838 \uc788\uc5b4\ub3c4 \uc544\ubb34\ub807\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c
\n(\ub450\ub8e8\ub9c8\ub9ac \ud734\uc9c0\ub294 \ub9d0 \uadf8\ub300\ub85c toilet paper, \ud654\uc7a5\uc2e4\uc6a9\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.) <\/p>\n
4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors
\n\u2192\uba74\uc744 \uac00\uc704\ub85c \uc798\ub77c\uba39\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
5. You don’t even notice the misspelled signs in English (eg.”openning”)
\n\u2192\ucca0\uc790\uac00 \ud2c0\ub9b0 \uc601\uc5b4\ud45c\uc9c0\ud310\ub97c \ubcf4\uace0\ub3c4 \ud2c0\ub838\ub2e4\ub294\uac78 \uc54c\uc544\ucc28\ub9ac\uc9c0 \ubabb\ud560\ub54c
\n(\uc608\ub97c\ub4e4\uba74 openning\uac19\uc740…) <\/p>\n
6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and walk briskly
\n\u2192\ubb34\uac70\uc6b4 \ubb3c\uac74\uc744 \uba38\ub9ac\uc704\uc5d0 \uc9c0\uace0\ub3c4 \uc7ac\ube68\ub9ac \uac78\uc5b4\uac08 \uc218 \uc788\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
7. You say \u201co-rai, o-rai\u201d when your helping your buddy back up his car.
\n\u2192\uce5c\uad6c\uac00 \ucc28\ub97c \ube84 \ub54c, “\uc624\ub77c\uc774~ \uc624\ub77c\uc774~”\ub77c\uace0 \ub9d0\ud558\uace0 \uc788\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in s
\nchool combined.
\n\u2192\ud559\uad50\ub97c \ub2e4\ub2d0 \ub54c\ubcf4\ub2e4 \ud55c\uad6d\uc5d0\uc11c AFKN\uc73c\ub85c \ubc30\uc6b4 \ubbf8\uad6d\uc758 \uc5ed\uc0ac\uac00 \ub354 \ub9ce\uc544 \uc84c\uc744\ub54c <\/p>\n
9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast
\n\u2192\ubc25\uacfc \uae40\uce58\ub85c \uc544\uce68\uc744 \ub54c\uc6b0\uae30 \uc2dc\uc791\ud560 \ub54c <\/p>\n
10. You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy
\n\u2192\uae40\ub300\uc911\uc774 \uc139\uc2dc\ud558\ub2e4\uace0 \ub290\ub084 \ub54c (\uc774\uac70 \ubbf8\ucdec \ub118 \uc544\ub2c8\uc57c??) <\/p>\n
11. More than 1\/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo Book Store.
\n\u2192\uad50\ubcf4\ubb38\uace0\uc5d0\uc11c \uc0b0 \ucc45\uc774 \uac00\uc9c4 \ucc45\uc758 \ubc18\uc744 \ub118\uc5c8\uc744\ub54c <\/p>\n
12. You don’t mind playing basketball on dirt.
\n\u2192\ubc14\ub2e5\uc774 \ud759\uc73c\ub85c \ub41c \ucf54\ud2b8\uc5d0\uc11c \ub18d\uad6c\ub97c \ud558\uba74\uc11c\ub3c4 \uc774\uc0c1\ud558\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names
\n(H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. G.O.D.)
\n\u2192H.O.T.\ub098 R.E.F. \ub610\ub294 DJ D.O.C. G.O.D \uac19\uc740
\n\uc774\ub2c8\uc15c\ub85c \ub41c \uc774\ub984\uc744 \uac00\uc9c0\uace0 \uc788\ub294 \uadf8\ub8f9\uc744 \uc88b\uc544\ud558\uac8c \ub420 \ub54c <\/p>\n
14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold
\n\u2192\ucd94\uc6cc\uc9c0\uba74 \ud558\uc774\uc580 \ub9c8\uc2a4\ud06c\ub97c \uc4f0\uae30 \uc2dc\uc791\ud560 \ub54c <\/p>\n
15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason
\n\u2192\uc77c\ubcf8\uc774 \uc544\ubb34 \uc774\uc720\uc5c6\uc774 \uc2eb\uc5b4\uc9c8 \ub54c <\/p>\n
16. You bow to all of your white friends
\n\u2192\ubaa8\ub4e0 \uce5c\uad6c\ub4e4\uacfc \uace0\uac1c\uc219\uc5ec \uc778\uc0ac\ub97c \ud558\uac8c \ub420 \ub54c <\/p>\n
17. You look for a Lotteria when you’re in Minnesota
\n\u2192\ubbf8\ub124\uc18c\ud0c0\uc5d0 \uac00\uc11c \ub86f\ub370\ub9ac\uc544\ub97c \ucc3e\uace0 \uc788\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
18. You enjoy bad tasting instant coffee in luxury settings
\n\u2192\uace0\uae09\uc2a4\ub7ec\uc6b4 \uce74\ud398\uc5d0\uc11c \ub9db\uc5c6\ub294 \uc778\uc2a4\ud134\ud2b8 \ucee4\ud53c\ub97c \ub9c8\uc2dc\uba70 \uc88b\ub2e4\uace0 \uc0dd\uac01\ud560 \ub54c <\/p>\n
19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a crowded elevator
\n\u2192\uac00\ub4dd \ucc2c \uc5d8\ub9ac\ubca0\uc774\ud130 \uc548\uc5d0\uc11c\ub3c4 \ub9c8\ub298\ub0c4\uc0c8 \uac19\uc740 \uac83 \ub54c\ubb38\uc5d0 \uc228\uc744 \ucc38\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc544\ub3c4 \ub420 \ub54c <\/p>\n
20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think it is ok
\n\u2192\uc0ac\ubb34\uc2e4\uc5d0\uc11c \uc2ac\ub9ac\ud37c\ub97c \uc2e0\uc73c\uba70 \uadf8\uac8c \uc544\ubb34\ub807\uc9c0\ub3c4 \uc54a\ub2e4\uace0 \uc0dd\uac01\ud560 \ub54c <\/p>\n
21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permed
\nand wear unmatched clothes and anklets
\n\u2192\ub9c8\ub204\ub77c\uac00 40\ub300\uac00 \ub418\uc5c8\uc73c\ub2c8 \uba38\ub9ac\uc5d0 \ud37c\uba38\ud558\uace0 \uc548 \uc5b4\uc6b8\ub9ac\ub294 \uc637\uacfc
\n\ubc1c\ubaa9\uae4c\uc9c0 \uc624\ub294 \uc591\ub9d0\uc744 \uc2e0\uc744\uac70\ub77c\uace0 \uc0dd\uac01\ub420\ub54c <\/p>\n
22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon
\n\u2192\uc774\ud0dc\uc6d0\uc73c\ub85c \ub180\ub7ec\uac00\uc9c0 \uc54a\uac8c\ub420 \ub54c <\/p>\n
23. Whenever you are surprised you say “ai-go”
\n\u2192\ub098\ub3c4 \ubaa8\ub974\uac8c \ub180\ub77c\uba74\uc11c “\uc544\uc774\uace0”\ub77c\uace0 \ud560 \ub54c <\/p>\n
24. You are honked at and you call the driver a “ya, iee sekiya”
\n\u2192\uc6b4\uc804\ud558\ub2e4\uac00 \ub098\uc5d0\uac8c \uacbd\uc801\uc744 \uc6b8\ub824\ub300\ub294 \uc0ac\ub78c\uc5d0\uac8c “\uc57c, \uc774 XX\uc57c”\ub77c\uace0 \uc18c\ub9ac\uce60 \ub54c <\/p>\n
25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size
\n\u2192\ub2ec\ub7ec \uc9c0\ud3d0\uc758 \ud06c\uae30\uac00 \uc660\uc9c0\ubaa8\ub974\uac8c \uc791\uc544\ubcf4\uc77c \ub54c <\/p>\n
26. You understand what they’re trying to sell through the loudspeaker
\nin that truck that drives by your house every morning.
\n\u2192\ub9e4\uc77c \uc544\uce68 \uc9d1\uc55e\uc5d0\uc11c \uc2dc\ub044\ub7ec\uc6b4 \uc2a4\ud53c\ucee4\ub97c \ucf1c\uace0 \ub3cc\uc544\ub2e4\ub2c8\ub294 \ud2b8\ub7ed\uc5d0\uc11c
\n\ubb34\uc5c7\uc744 \ud314\ub824\uace0 \ud558\ub294 \uac83\uc778\uc9c0\ub97c \uc54c\uac8c \ub420 \ub54c <\/p>\n
27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth
\nwhen a shopkeeper offers you their “best price”
\n\u2192\uc810\uc6d0\uc774 “\uc81c\uc77c \uc2fc \uac00\uaca9”\uc744 \uc81c\uc2dc\ud55c\ub2e4\ub294\ub370 \ubabb\ubbff\uaca0\ub2e4\ub294 \ud45c\uc815\uc774 \uc9c0\uc5b4\uc9c8 \ub54c <\/p>\n
28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode
\n\u2192”\ub798\uc2dc” \uc774\uc57c\uae30\ub97c \ubcf4\uba70 \uce68\uc744 \ud758\ub9ac\uace0 \uc788\ub294 \ub2f9\uc2e0\uc744 \ubc1c\uacac\ud560 \ub54c
\n(\uac1c\uac00 \ub098\uc624\ub294 TV \ubcf4\uba70 \uad70\uce68 \ud758\ub9ac\ub294 \uac70..) <\/p>\n
29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are “good”
\n\u2192\uc5b4\ub5a4 \uac1c\uac00 “\uc88b\uc740 \uac1c”\uc778\uc9c0\ub97c \uad6c\ubcc4\ud574 \ub0bc \uc218 \uc788\uc744 \ub54c (\uc5ed\uc2dc \ubcf4\uc2e0\ud0d5 \uc598\uae30\uc778 \ub4ef..) <\/p>\n
30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack Bar
\n\u2192KATUSA \uc2a4\ub0b5\ubc14\uc5d0\uc11c \uc810\uc2ec\uc744 \ub54c\uc6b0\uace0 \uc2f6\uc5b4\uc9c8 \ub54c <\/p>\n
31. You’ve bought everything they sell on the subway
\n\u2192 \uc9c0\ud558\ucca0 \uc548\uc5d0\uc11c \ud30c\ub294 \uac83\ub4e4\uc744 \uc885\ub958\ubcc4\ub85c \uc774\ubbf8 \ub2e4 \uc0ac\ubcf4\uc558\uc744\ub54c <\/p>\n
32. You don’t even notice the captions when watching an American movie
\n\u2192\ubbf8\uad6d \uc601\ud654\ub97c \ubcfc \ub54c \ub098\uc624\ub294 \ud55c\uae00 \uc790\ub9c9\uc774 \uc2e0\uacbd \uc4f0\uc774\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the market so you can
\npop those “”bbon-dae-gi””
\n\u2192\ub3d9\ub124 \uc288\ud37c\ub85c \ub3cc\uc544\uac00\uc11c \uad70\uac83\uc9c8\ub85c \ubed4\ub370\uae30\ub97c \uc0ac\uba39\uace0 \uc2f6\uc5b4\uc9c8 \ub54c <\/p>\n
34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to McDonalds
\n\u2192\ub9e5\ub3c4\ub0a0\uc988\uc5d0 \uc813\uac00\ub77d\uc744 \uac00\uc9c0\uace0 \uac08 \ub54c (\uc9c4\uc9e4\uae4c?) <\/p>\n
35. You’ve eaten pig’s feet
\n\u2192\uc871\ubc1c\uc744 \uba39\uc744 \uc218 \uc788\uac8c \ub418\uc5c8\uc744 \ub54c
\n(\ud558\uae34 \uc871\ubc1c, \uc21c\ub300\ub97c \uc678\uad6d\uc0ac\ub78c\ub4e4\ud55c\ud14c \uc124\uba85\ud558\uba74 \uac70\uc758 \ubbf8\uce60\ub824 \ud558\uc8e0 ^^) <\/p>\n
36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts.
\n\u2192\ud55c\uad6d \uacbd\ucc30\uc774 \ubcf4\uc774\uc2a4\uce74\uc6c3\ucc98\ub7fc \ubcf4\uc774\uc9c0 \uc54a\uac8c\ub420 \ub54c(^&^) <\/p>\n
37. You can pronounce “hyundai” correctly
\n\u2192Hyundai\ub97c “\ud604\ub300”\ub77c\uace0 \ubc1c\uc74c\ud560 \uc218 \uc788\uac8c \ub420 \ub54c (\ud558\ud558 ^^) <\/p>\n
38. You think it’s odd that the bus driver doesn’t play the radio out loud
\nback in the States.
\n\u2192\ubbf8\uad6d\uc5d0 \ub3cc\uc544\uac14\uc744 \ub54c,
\n\ubc84\uc2a4\uae30\uc0ac\uac00 \ub77c\ub514\uc624\ub97c \ud06c\uac8c \ud2c0\uc5b4\ub193\uc9c0 \uc54a\ub294 \uac83\uc774 \uc774\uc0c1\ud558\ub2e4\uace0 \uc0dd\uac01\ub420 \ub54c (^^)
\n(\ucc38\uace0\ub85c \ubc84\uc2a4\ub3c4 \uacf5\uacf5\uc7a5\uc18c\uc774\ubbc0\ub85c \uc74c\uc545\uc744 \ud2b8\ub294\uac74 \ubd88\ubc95\uc774\uba70
\n\uc6b0\ub9ac\ub098\ub77c\ucc98\ub7fc \uc2b9\uac1d\uc774 \uc11c\uc788\ub294\ub370 \ucc28\ub97c \uc6b4\ud589\ud558\ub294\uac83\ub3c4 \ubd88\ubc95.) <\/p>\n
39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her
\nupon your return to the States
\n\u2192\ubbf8\uad6d\uc5d0 \ub3cc\uc544\uac00\uc11c \uc2dd\ub2f9\uc5d0\uc11c \uc2e4\uc218\ub85c \ud301\uc744 \uc548\uc8fc\uace0 \ub098\uc640\uc11c
\n\uc6e8\uc774\ud2b8\ub9ac\uc2a4\uac00 \ub2f9\uc2e0\uc5d0\uac8c \uc695\ud558\ub294 \uac83\uc744 \ub4e4\uc5c8\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
40. You’re 5ft.9in. and you think you’re kind of tall.
\n\u2192176\uc778 \ud0a4\uac00 \ud06c\ub2e4\uace0 \uc0dd\uac01\ub420 \ub54c <\/p>\n
41. You start using henna rinse when you see your first grey hair
\n\u2192\uc790\uae30 \uba38\ub9ac\uc5d0 \ub09c \ud770\uba38\ub9ac\ub97c \ucc98\uc74c\ubcf4\uace0 \uc5fc\uc0c9\uc57d\uc744 \uc4f0\uac8c\ub420 \ub54c <\/p>\n
42. You hear someone release gas and you say, “Who bang-goo’ed?”
\n\u2192\ubc29\uad6c\uc18c\ub9ac\ub97c \ub4e3\uace0, “\ub204\uac00 \ubc29\uad6c \uaf08\uc5b4!!”\ub77c\uace0 \ub9d0\ud560 \ub54c <\/p>\n
43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a cup of “coffees”
\n\u2192\ub808\uc2a4\ud1a0\ub791\uc5d0 \uac00\uc11c \uc824 \uba3c\uc800 coffees\ub97c \ub2ec\ub77c\uace0 \ud560\ub54c <\/p>\n
44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor
\n\u2192\uc74c\uc545\ud68c\uc5d0\uc11c \uc9c0\ud718\uc790\uac00 \uace0\uac1c\uc219\uc5ec \uc778\uc0ac\ub97c \ud558\uba74 \ubc15\uc218\ub97c \uce58\ub294\uac8c \uc544\ub2c8\ub77c
\n\ub369\ub2ec\uc544 \uace0\uac1c\uc219\uc5ec \ub2f5\ub840\ud560\ub54c <\/p>\n
45. You have started snapping your gum in public
\n\u2192\uc0ac\ub78c\uc774 \ub9ce\uc740 \uacf3\uc5d0\uc11c\ub3c4 \uaecc\uc744 \uc18c\ub9ac\ub0b4\uba70 \uc539\uc73c\uba74\uc11c\ub3c4 \uc544\ubb34\ub807\uc9c0\ub3c4 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c
\n(\ud2b9\ud788 \uc5ec\uc131\uc774 \uc774\ub7f4 \uacbd\uc6b0 \ucc3d\ub140\ub77c\uace0\ub4e4 \uc0dd\uac01\ud558\uc8e0.) <\/p>\n
46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and fish heads
\n\u2192\ubc24\ucc38\uc73c\ub85c \uc2dd\uc740 \ubc25\uacfc \ub0a8\uc544\uc788\ub358 \uc0dd\uc120\ub300\uac00\ub9ac\ub97c \uba39\uac8c\ub420 \ub54c
\n(\ubbf8\uad6d\ubfd0 \uc544\ub2c8\ub77c \ub300\ubd80\ubd84\uc758 \uc11c\uc591\uc778\uc740 \uc0dd\uc120\ub300\uac00\ub9ac\ub294 \ubc84\ub9bd\ub2c8\ub2e4.
\n\ubb3c\ub860 \uad6c\uc6cc \uba39\ub294 \uc694\ub9ac\ubc95\ub3c4 \uc5c6\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.) <\/p>\n
47. You refer to your POV as your “my car”
\n\u2192 \uacf5\ubb34\uc6a9\ucc28(Public Owned Vehicle)\ub97c “\ub0b4 \ucc28”\ub77c\uace0 \ud45c\ud604\ud560 \ub54c..
\n(\uc544\ub9c8 \uc6b0\ub9ac\ub098\ub77c \uc0ac\ub78c\ub4e4 \uacf5\uc6a9\ubb3c\uacfc \uc0ac\uc720\ubb3c \uad6c\ubd84 \ubabb\ud558\ub294 \uac78 \ube57\ub304\ub4ef..) <\/p>\n
48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a mountain for two hours and run
\nning
\ninto a young woman all dressed up in heals and a young man in a suit and tie
\n\u2192\ub450\uc2dc\uac04\ub3d9\uc548\uc5d0 \uac78\uccd0 \ud798\ub4e4\uac8c \uc0b0\uc5d0 \uc62c\ub77c\uac14\ub294\ub370 \uc0b0\uaf2d\ub300\uae30\uc5d0\uc11c \uc608\uc058\uac8c \ucc28\ub824\uc785\uace0
\n\ud558\uc774\ud790\uc744 \uc2e0\uc740 \uc544\uac00\uc528\uc640 \uc815\uc7a5\uc5d0 \ub125\ud0c0\uc774\uae4c\uc9c0 \ud55c \ub0a8\uc790\ub97c \ubcf4\uace0
\n\ub180\ub77c \uba48\ucdb0 \uc11c\uac8c \ub418\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c.. (\ud558\ud558 ^^) <\/p>\n
49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if he has moved into
\nhis new “apar-t,” yet
\n\u2192\ubbf8\uad6d\uc5d0 \ub3cc\uc544\uac00\uc11c\ub3c4 “apartment”\ub77c\ub294 \ub9d0 \ub300\uc2e0 “\uc544\ud30c\ud2b8”\ub77c\ub294 \ub9d0\uc744 \uc4f0\uace0 \uc788\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an apartment building as a mans
\nion
\n\u2192\ubbf8\uad6d\uc5d0 \ub3cc\uc544\uac00\uc11c\ub3c4 apartment building\uc744 “\ub9e8\uc158”\uc774\ub77c\ub294 \ub2e8\uc5b4\ub85c \ud45c\ud604\ud560 \ub54c
\n(\ub9e8\uc158\uc740 \ub300\ubb38\uc5d0\uc11c \uc9d1\ud604\uad00\uae4c\uc9c0 \ud55c 100\ubbf8\ud130 \uc774\uc0c1\uc740-_-; \ub418\ub294 \ub300\uc800\ud0dd\uc744 \uc774\ub974\ub294 \ub9d0) <\/p>\n
51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you say, “No sweat-ee da”
\n\u2192\ub204\uac00 \ubc1c\uc744 \ubc1f\uace0 \uc0ac\uacfc\ud558\uba74 “No sweat\uc774\ub2e4”\ub77c\uace0 \ub9d0\ub05d\uc5d0 ~\uc774\ub2e4\ub97c \ubd99\uc5ec\uc11c \uc598\uae30\ud558\uac8c \ub420\ub54c
\n. <\/p>\n
52. Your favorite exclamation is “Ai-go jook get da”
\n\u2192\ud55c\uad6d\ub9d0\ub85c “\uc544\uc774\uace0 \uc8fd\uaca0\ub2e4”\ub77c\ub294 \uac10\ud0c4\uc0ac\ub97c \uc4f0\uac8c\ub420\ub54c <\/p>\n
53. You buy dried squid to munch on while you are stalled in traffic <\/p>\n
\u2192\ucc28\uac00 \uaf49 \ub9c9\ud78c \uae38\uc5d0\uc11c \ub9c8\ub978 \uc624\uc9d5\uc5b4\ub97c \uc0ac\uba39\uc744\ub54c
\n(\ubbf8\uad6d\uc560\ub4e4 \ub9c8\ub978 \uc624\uc9d5\uc5b4 \uc808\ub300 \uc548\uba39\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.
\n\ub0c4\uc0c8\uac00 \ub054\ucc0d\ud558\ub2e4\ub098 \ubb50\ub77c\ub098.. \ub9db\uc788\uae30\ub9cc \ud558\uad6c\ub9cc…) <\/p>\n
54. You stop reacting when you walk in the Men”s Room
\nand the cleaning lady is in there
\n\u2192\ub0a8\uc790\ud654\uc7a5\uc2e4\uc5d0 \uccad\uc18c\ud558\ub294 \uc544\uc90c\ub9c8\uac00 \uc788\ub294\ub370\ub3c4 \uc544\ubb34\ub7f0 \ub290\ub08c\uc774 \uc5c6\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
55. You stop reacting when you see an ah-ju-shi with his hand deep into his fly <\/p>\n
when he is still fifteen feet from the Men’s Room door
\n\u2192\uc544\uc800\uc528\ub4e4\uc774 \ud654\uc7a5\uc2e4\uc744 \ud55c\ucc38 \ub098\uc640\uc11c “\ub0a8\ub300\ubb38”\uc744 \ub2eb\ub294 \uac83\uc774 \uc544\ubb34\ub807\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744\ub54c (\uc65c \uc544\uc800
\n\uc528\ub4e4 \ubc14\uc9c0 \uc548\uc5d0 \uc190 \uc465 \uc9d1\uc5b4 \ub123\uc5b4\uc11c \ub7f0\ub2dd\uc774\ub791 \ud32c\ud2f0\ub791 \uc704\uce58\ub97c \ubc14\ub85c \uc7a1\ub294 \uac70..) <\/p>\n
56. You are driving down the highway, nature calls urgently,
\nand you stop along the road and whip it out
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\n57. You start thinking that OB Beer really hits the spot
\n\u2192OB\ub9e5\uc8fc\ub97c \ub9c8\uc2dc\uba74\uc11c “\uadf8\ub798 \uc774\ub9db\uc774\uc57c”\ub77c\uace0 \ub290\uaef4\uc9c8\ub54c
\n(\uc6b0\ub9ac\ub098\ub77c \ub9e5\uc8fc \uc9c4\uc9dc \ub9db\uc5c6\ub294\ub370, \ubd81\uc720\ub7fd \ub9e5\uc8fc\uc5d0 \ube44\ud558\uba74 \ubbf8\uad6d \ub9e5\uc8fc \uc5ed\uc2dc \ub9f9\ubb3c \uc218\uc900.) <\/p>\n
58. You moved back to the States and cussed out your car wash man after finding
\nyour car dirty one morning
\n\u2192\ubbf8\uad6d\uc5d0 \ub3cc\uc544\uac00\uc11c, \uc5b4\ub290\ub0a0 \uc544\uce68 \ucc28\uac00 \ub354\ub7ec\uc6b4 \uac83\uc744 \ubc1c\uacac\ud558\uace0 \uc138\ucc28\uc6d0\uc744 \uc695\ud560 \ub54c <\/p>\n
59. You stopped reacting to the janitor rinsing out the mop in the stool
\n\u2192\uccad\uc18c\ubd80\uac00 \ubcc0\uae30\uc5d0\uc11c \ub300\uac78\ub808 \ube60\ub294 \uac83\uc744 \ub530\uc9c0\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
60. You start wearing sunglasses in nighclubs and think it”s really cool
\n`\u2192\ub098\uc774\ud2b8\ud074\ub7fd\uc548\uc5d0\uc11c \uc120\uae00\ub77c\uc2a4\ub97c \uc4f4 \uc790\uc2e0\uc744 \ubcf4\uace0 \uba4b\uc788\ub2e4\uace0 \uc0dd\uac01\ud560 \ub54c
\n(\ub0a8\ub4e4\uc740 \ubbf8\ucce4\ub2e4\uace0 \uc0dd\uac01\ud560\ud150\ub370 .. ) <\/p>\n
61. You find you can”t live without singing “ppi-gok ppi-gok” in a noraebang
\nwhile copying the dance moves
\n\u2192\ub178\ub798\ubc29\uc5d0\uc11c \ucda4\ub3d9\uc791\uc744 \ub530\ub77c\ud558\uba70 “\uc090\uac71\uc090\uac71”\uc744 \ubd80\ub974\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc73c\uba74 \ubbf8\uce60 \uac83 \uac19\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
62. You say “ah-ssa ah-ssa” when someone sings “chan chan chan” in a noraebang. <\/p>\n
\u2192\ub178\ub798\ubc29\uc5d0\uc11c \ub2e4\ub978 \uc0ac\ub78c\uc774 “\ucc2c\ucc2c\ucc2c”\uc744 \ubd80\ub97c \ub54c \uc606\uc5d0\uc11c
\n“\uc544\uc2f8\uc544\uc2f8”\ub77c\ub294 \ucd94\uc784\uc0c8\ub97c \ub123\uc744 \ub54c <\/p>\n
63. You say “kkaaaaa, jot-da” after you down a shot of soju
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64. You think paying $300 in a nightclub for a bottle of cheap whisky
\nand some fruit is a good deal
\n\u2192\ub098\uc774\ud2b8\ud074\ub7fd\uc5d0\uc11c \uc2f8\uad6c\ub824 \uc704\uc2a4\ud0a4\uc640 \uacfc\uc77c \uba87\uc870\uac01\uc5d0 40\ub9cc\uc6d0\uc744 \ub0b4\uace0\ub3c4
\n\ube44\uc2f8\ub2e4\uace0 \ub290\ub07c\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ub54c
\n(\ubbf8\uad6d\uc5d0\uc11c 40\ub9cc\uc6d0\uc774\uba74 \ucd5c\uc0c1\ub958\uce35\ub9cc \ub2e4\ub2c8\ub294 \ud68c\uc6d0\uc81c \ud074\ub7fd\uc758 \uac00\uaca9 \uc815\ub3c4\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.) <\/p>\n
65. You think a girl is hitting on you when she starts hitting you real hard
\nin the arm after you tell a funny joke
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\n\uadf8\ub140\uac00 \uc7ac\ubbf8\uc788\ub2e4\uba70 \ub0b4 \ud314\uc744 \ub9c8\uad6c \uce58\uba74 “\uc774 \uc5ec\uc790\uac00 \ub098\ub97c \ub54c\ub9b0\ub2e4”\ub77c\uace0 \ub290\uaef4\uc9c8 \ub54c ..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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